Swimsuits For Next Summer

Here are some pics for you crazy, per---. persons. =)

From: Agent M
Sent: Monday, August 23, 2010 11:50 AM
Subject: Swimsuits For Next Summer

Tattoo

From: AGENT M
Sent: Monday, July 12, 2010 11:39 AM
Subject: Tattoo

My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo. 

I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.  

He asked me, Why not? All my friends have a tattoo ! 

I told him, It would be a stain on your body !
He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly ? 

And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.  

After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...

and I thought ... 

a Cartoon Character .... 

is probably not so bad ! 

Smile!

From: AGENT MM
Sent: Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:01 PM
Subject:  Fw: smile

Penis Around the World (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)

From: Agent AM
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:49 PM
Subject: PENNIS AROUND THE WORLD  (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)

Graduation Night

A tribute to all graduating students. Enjoy!!

From: Agent M
Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: Graduation Night (Wet-T-Shirts)

Vibrator for Men

I can't agree more with Agent D. Finally, Men can have something to play with. =)

From: Agent D
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 10:25 AM

Subject: At long last,a vibrator for men.

Naughty Aids Ad

From: Agent M
Sent: Monday, April 12, 2010 9:09 AM
Subject: Naughty Aids Ad

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

In the spirit of the Labor Day holiday, I'm posting this wage hike request from a hard working employee.

From: Agent DL

Sent: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:50 PM
Subject: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
 
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation..
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Blonde Toon

Blondes are the most law-abiding citizen. They follow the rule to a T. =)

From: AGENT SI
Sent: Friday, April 23, 2010 10:33 PM
Subject: Blonde Toon 

Penis According to Miss World

From: AGENT AM

Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:51 PM

Subject: Male Organ - Ms. World Q.

Miss World Questions …


America :


Q : Ms. America , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that Male Organs in America are like Gentlemen.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. America : Because It Stands Every Time it sees A Woman ... (Applause! Applause!)

Spain :
Q : Ms. Spain , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Spain : Male Organs in Our Country are like Our Very Own Bull-Fight or Toro (Bull)
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Spain : Because it Charges Every Time it sees An Opening ... (Applause! Applause!)


Philippines :
Q : Ms. Philippines , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Our Country are like Gossip or Rumors.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Philippines : Because It Passes from Mouth to Mouth ... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!)


Saudi Arabia :
Q : Ms. Saudi Arabia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Saudi : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Saudi are like Thieves.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Saudi : Because they like to Enter through the Back Door ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause!)


INDIA :
Q : Ms. India , How do you describe A Male Organ in UR Country ?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the Male Organs in India are like Labourers ...
Q : How can U say so ?
Ms India: Because It Works Day & Night ... (Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Malaysia :
Q : Ms. Malaysia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Car.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Malaysia : Look Tough but Actually Very Soft ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause! )


Singapore :
Q : Ms. Singapore , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to Lose).
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Singapore : It Always wants to Rush in Quick & Leaves in 15 Mins. Before the Show is Over. (Applause! Applause!)

Cat Food

From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 11:53 AM
Subject: Cat Food

Body to Body Massage

 From: Agent M 

Sent: Friday, August 18, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: body to body massage

The Importance Of Proper Stretching

From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 5:07 PM
Subject: The Importance Of Proper Stretching

Mudslide Victim

From: Agent M
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:29 AM
Subject: Mudslide Victims - kawawa naman sila