Blonde Toon

Blondes are the most law-abiding citizen. They follow the rule to a T. =)

From: AGENT SI
Sent: Friday, April 23, 2010 10:33 PM
Subject: Blonde Toon 

Penis According to Miss World

From: AGENT AM

Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:51 PM

Subject: Male Organ - Ms. World Q.

Miss World Questions …


America :


Q : Ms. America , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that Male Organs in America are like Gentlemen.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. America : Because It Stands Every Time it sees A Woman ... (Applause! Applause!)

Spain :
Q : Ms. Spain , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Spain : Male Organs in Our Country are like Our Very Own Bull-Fight or Toro (Bull)
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Spain : Because it Charges Every Time it sees An Opening ... (Applause! Applause!)


Philippines :
Q : Ms. Philippines , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Our Country are like Gossip or Rumors.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Philippines : Because It Passes from Mouth to Mouth ... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!)


Saudi Arabia :
Q : Ms. Saudi Arabia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Saudi : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Saudi are like Thieves.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Saudi : Because they like to Enter through the Back Door ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause!)


INDIA :
Q : Ms. India , How do you describe A Male Organ in UR Country ?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the Male Organs in India are like Labourers ...
Q : How can U say so ?
Ms India: Because It Works Day & Night ... (Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Malaysia :
Q : Ms. Malaysia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Car.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Malaysia : Look Tough but Actually Very Soft ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause! )


Singapore :
Q : Ms. Singapore , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to Lose).
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Singapore : It Always wants to Rush in Quick & Leaves in 15 Mins. Before the Show is Over. (Applause! Applause!)

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From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, August 09, 2006 11:53 AM
Subject: Cat Food