From: Agent AM
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:49 PM
Subject: PENNIS AROUND THE WORLD (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:49 PM
Subject: PENNIS AROUND THE WORLD (From Africa to Israel to Mexico)
Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
Monday, June 7, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Vibrator for Men
I can't agree more with Agent D. Finally, Men can have something to play with. =)
From: Agent D
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 10:25 AM
Sent: Friday, June 26, 2009 10:25 AM
Subject: At long last,a vibrator for men.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
In the spirit of the Labor Day holiday, I'm posting this wage hike request from a hard working employee.
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
From: Agent DL
Sent: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:50 PM
Subject: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Subject: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Penis According to Miss World
From: AGENT AM
Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 1:51 PM
Subject: Male Organ - Ms. World Q.
Miss World Questions …
America :
Q : Ms. America , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that Male Organs in America are like Gentlemen.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. America : Because It Stands Every Time it sees A Woman ... (Applause! Applause!)
Spain :
Q : Ms. Spain , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Spain : Male Organs in Our Country are like Our Very Own Bull-Fight or Toro (Bull)
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Spain : Because it Charges Every Time it sees An Opening ... (Applause! Applause!)
Philippines :
Q : Ms. Philippines , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Our Country are like Gossip or Rumors.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Philippines : Because It Passes from Mouth to Mouth ... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!)
Saudi Arabia :
Q : Ms. Saudi Arabia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Saudi : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Saudi are like Thieves.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Saudi : Because they like to Enter through the Back Door ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause!)
INDIA :
Q : Ms. India , How do you describe A Male Organ in UR Country ?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the Male Organs in India are like Labourers ...
Q : How can U say so ?
Ms India: Because It Works Day & Night ... (Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Malaysia :
Q : Ms. Malaysia , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Car.
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Malaysia : Look Tough but Actually Very Soft ... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Applause! )
Singapore :
Q : Ms. Singapore , How do you describe A Male Organ in your Country ?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that Male Organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to Lose).
Q : How can you say so ?
Ms. Singapore : It Always wants to Rush in Quick & Leaves in 15 Mins. Before the Show is Over. (Applause! Applause!)